Friday, July 10, 2009
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Thursday, May 28, 2009
I know everyone hates an annoying boy band, myself being one of those people. They get on everyone's nerves and then disappear after a few gay songs breaking thousands of little teenage hearts. I think I have found a new group of flamers who would make a great boy band who have now been together for a couple of years and seem to get along. This group I've found even has a name and they are in a great town for boy band to originate from. They are the Los Angeles Lakers.
I don;t know if you've been watching the NBA playoffs but this group of cry babies have the perfect makings of a great boy band. They got some long haired feminine looking roll players that will drive teenage girls crazy. Pau Gasol who would make a really good ugly woman with his fruit cake hair cut. Sasha Vujacic rocks the little rubber band head band to keep his hair out of his eyes will crying over missed shots. Luke Walton, easy target here he's a great candidate for a boy band with the curly hair and with his dad being hippy Bill Walton. Last but not least the lead singer Kobe Bryant. Kobe is a great lead singer for a boy band because he wants everyone to think he's really cool even tough he's a giant tool. You might think Kobe would be a better rapper with his past rape allegations, but if you look closer into this he makes a better boy band member. The great tattoo for his wife telling her how much he loves her trying to get back in so she wouldn't take everything in a divorce stemming from the rape allegations. These allegations of rape were accused by a nice up standing white girl from Colorado just trying to make an honest living working at a country only to be taken advantage of by a lead singer in a band. While all this is going on Kobe does what any boy bander would do, he tries to take down someone with him. He broke guy code and went after Shaq saying that Shaq cheats on his wife but just pays the girls enough to keep their mouths shut. This is wrong on so many levels, first you try and take down Shaq who has made you famous carrying you on his back to win World Championships, secondly implying that a good family man like Shaq would cheat on his wife, and thirdly stating that if Shaq did cheat on his wife that he would have to pay for it. Shaq would never have to do something of this nature to feel better about himself like Kobe. I also believe that Kobe has some of the best crying skills that one would need to lead a group of fruit loops in some bad song and dance.
This Laker team puts on this big show showing how tough they are and then you watch them and they look like a bunch of preschoolers. I've never seen anything like it they miss a shot and then look around like we owe them a call because they missed. I don't think that if someone is within 10ft of you when you miss a shot its possible for them to foul you. I really like when Kobe fouls someone and then looks at the referee with a look of confusion every time. Kobe is the only guy to ever play to never commit a foul while being fouled every time he touches the ball. I would greatly appreciate it if the Nuggets would beat the Lakers so that they can stay home and perform at the MTV Music awards.